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Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.
"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."
by arka June 3, 2008
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commercial ether

When your watching a show on tv and your really into it until it gets cut off and goes to a commercial
Guy 1: Yo you saw when J Cole performed at the BET awards and they cut him off?

Guy 2: yea that nigga got that commercial ether!
by HotPocketsBoy December 2, 2010
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commercial

Having profit as a goal: a commercial band, not a REAL band.
Nimrod:Blink 182 and Sum41 are the best bands ever!
Coolguy:No they suck, they're punk-pop and to make it worse they're commercial.
by Khalil March 22, 2004
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commercial comfort

Ancient CB* term from the late 1970's meaning "prostitute in area." Experienced prostitutes would travel three-or-four to a car equiped with a CB radio and/or police scanner and cruise truck stops at night. During the height of the CB craze in America, some truckers would stay-up all night on their CB's talking and jabbering in their strange CB codes. The prostitutes would cut-in on the conversations announcing "commercial comfort" had arrived. This would then be followed by hand signals or flashed headlights indicating who their next "customer" was.

The term "commercial comfort" was last heard on the dying CB airwaves as late as 1998, just prior to affordable cell' 'phone plans and the Internet took over.

(*Citizens Band radio)
"Breaker-breaker, this here is Cinderella offering commercial comfort back by the gas trucks. Come back on that?"
by Carl J. Maltese April 20, 2007
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commercial weed

Street weed, about $20 for 1/8the ounce. It'll get you high, but not nearly as good as hydro or KB.
Dude I only have $10, we'll have to get a dime bag of commercial.
by HydroGrrl December 2, 2004
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CommercialPilotAiden(CPA)

A "CommericalPilotAiden" is as the name implies, a commercial pilot, whose name is Aiden. CPA loves to fly, but also loves men.

He can often be seen hanging around dudes getting fruity.
dude what was the CommercialPilotAiden(CPA) doing in the bathroom on the plane???

idk dude CPA was wildin'
by TheCheese69 December 19, 2021
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perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other
Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.
by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014
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