Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 18, 2023

Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 03, 2025

post-test clarity

The feeling of lucidity a student gets after finishing a test and turning it in. Said student will suddenly understand a question that has puzzled them on the test or realize a dumb mistake they have made on the exam. This feeling is often accompanied by regret, despair, and disgust, for it is too late to make any changes to the text.

Emily: "Oh NO! I forgot to add C after I integrated on problem 7 part a!"
John: "At least you had post-test clarity, so you won't make the mistake next time."

by BigDuckPear September 09, 2021

Post-Cut Clarity

The realization after a haircut that you really are that nigga!

..: You still looking in the mirror?
....: Yeah, that post-cut clarity hitting rn

by wavymf December 18, 2023

Post Text Clarity

When you send that really cringe thing to that one bro/huzz, and immediately regret it

Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!

Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!

by DiceyStep June 05, 2025

blinded by clarity

When vision and reality collide.

When she woke from the nightmare to find him still next to her she was blinded by clarity and knew at that moment it was love...

by Stefanie Durham January 13, 2011

Post Bitch Clarity

The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.

Bro, his ex wife gave him so much post bitch clarity that he never married his whole life

by Player07 May 28, 2024