Christopher

Christopher's can be either extremely sexy or extremely annoying

Generally has a big dick

Girl one: "Wow, that guys name must be Christopher."

Girl two: "Yeah, look at his huge bulge!"

by BAB(bossassbitch) August 27, 2019

Christopher

Christopher is first of all a complete dumbass. He looks like a Cracker that got inflated but he sucks dick. He cares for those he love but don’t let yourself be on his bad side. He will go to ur house and throw rocks your at your window. He always talks about how good he is at Fortnite but honestly he’s so TRASH. This kid just uses aim hacks when doing 1v1s. He has the worlds smallest chode; he uses his 10000000X magnifying glasses with his tiny ass tweezers. If you sit in front of him he will start to anal u while u sit down no matter your gender. He thinks that girls like him but he’s a complete loner with a boner. So basically just make fun of his chode

Christopher is such a bot

by SUSHIMASTER69 February 3, 2020

Christopher

A shy kind of guy who has certain people he cares about the most he's a loving person who will fall in love at a young age with a he/she it depends

Omg stop Christopher

by Rose lynnR June 13, 2018

Christopher

Christopher are shy individuals but once you get to know him you’ll see how cute and funny he is. It may seem like Christopher isn’t listening but in reality he really is hearing everything even if you think he isn’t. Everyone wants a guy like Christopher.

Christopher is sporty and is always willing to be your friend. If you like a Christopher take your shot, he’ll always want to be your friend anyways.

I want a guy like Christopher.

by iiithatusahh January 3, 2020

Christopher

A boy who gets all the girls and has a big wood

That boy gets bare tings, moving like Christopher you know

by Gvbmihgg December 30, 2018

Christopher

A known trouble maker, but very kind and understandable when you get to know him better. Very handsome and nice looking person and if you break his trust it’s a big loss for you.

Jessica: “Christopher is so nice, have you ever met him?”
Kate: “No but I really need to!!”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022

Christopher

This dude literally holds an apple in his mouth while laughing at his friend video with one earbud in.

Christopher:yeet

Me:fuck you whore

by Christopher’s_biggest_fan December 9, 2019