Chooch ski

A slang word for a juul or vape

Man 1:" can I hit your Chooch ski?"
Man 2: "sure bud."

by Tweektweak44 October 25, 2019

Chooch Bagel

an insult to a person or persons, the meaning can be of anything to become an insult

"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."

by Chooch Master Flex February 02, 2010

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by July 19, 2021

Chooch coochie

To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.

“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”

by Trampula April 03, 2022

chooch monkey

Someone who thinks they're right all the time even in the most rediculous situations and are extremely stupid. The term chooch monkey is used as a comeback.

Donna- "Hey thats justin beiber!"
Lex- "Shut up you chooch monkey, that's my brother..."

retard ignorant stupid

by the smart one (; February 14, 2011

Chooch Bag

Someone who tries way to hard at all times of their life especially at sports, in which their an above average athlete at best. And they can not take a joke. They usually spend absurd amounts of time with Sprute Sacs doing who knows what.

Dude, quit being such a Chooch Bag. Your such a queer!

by Buck Bob March 19, 2010

chooch party

when people get together in a big group and all vape/ smoke weed together

"LETS HAVE A CHOOCH PARTY IN BENNYS CAR"

by boujeefuckingfaded November 02, 2017