children of bodom 

Children of Bodom are a black/power metal band hailing from the lovely country of Finland. Like many other good European Metal bands, they suffer from a fanbase that consists of a bunch of elitist smacktards that spend the majority of their time on internet forums disrespecting metal bands that have melodic tendencies. As good as Children of Bodom are, their fanbase is about as retarded as a heaving orgy of Slipknot, Tool, and Trivium fans sweatily licking the hair grease off Max Cavelera's dreadlocks.

"(Insert popular melodic thrash/metal band here) is a bunch of whiney emo-kids."

"No, that's a Children Of Bodom-ism, and you are an elitist prick. You should take a listen to Hawthorne Heights if you want whiney emo-kids."

children of bodom by Eekz the Kat. November 8, 2006

children's Leftist Party 

A small political group based on the principles of communism and socialism, sounds fine right? WRONG it's entirely ran by children, they want in literal children to have power in the world of politics.

Children's Leftist Party

children's Leftist Party by The grand epic gamer December 19, 2018

Children meat 

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.

This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution

Children meat by LittleBoneFaggot September 16, 2019

Children of the Hood 

Where children is brought up in the hood. Typically these type of people would be gangsters/thugs. Or at the bare minimum, criminals. They also have bad education, communication skills and typically a really negative view on life. But hey, aren't all humans like that?

P1: Have u seen Elijah?
P2: yeah i know he became a criminal.
P1: I know he been brought up in the hood.
P2: The hell.? He's part of them?
P1: yeah he is one of the children of the hood.

Children of the Hood by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021

Children's Hospital

A place you shouldn't use red for decoration, no matter how much colour theory suggests otherwise

"Red shows strength, enthusiasm and energy. Perfect for a children's hospital!!"
"Red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR"

Children's Hospital by Space Girl ✨ October 4, 2022

Children McFuglits

When a co-worker brings in their ugly baby picture

Man, that baby was Children McFuglits!

Children McFuglits by Eric July 15, 2003

Children of Bodom 

One of the greatest Metal bands of all times. Got their name from a lake called Lake Bodom in Finland. Lake Bodom has had 3 murders there in 1960.

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Children of Bodom by BobertTheOne November 8, 2008