The cement mixer

EnTake a shite in a woman’s box. Then get a hole cutter attached to a drill and ram It up while it’s spinning. And if you’re not happy with that, mix some nutty in and you have a cement mixer

Oh man if you want to do the cement mixer Shit in her box and put a hole cutter up. Her fanny will look like punched rissoto

by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020

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cement slippers

1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.

2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.

I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.

by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018

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Nagarjuna Cement

cement that prevented 9/11

construction worker: "what type of cement should we use?"
construction worker 2: "nagarjuna cement"
construction worker: "oh, i'm dumb, that kind prevnted 9/11. genius!"

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland June 13, 2024

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cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.

My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.

by Domazz691 September 17, 2023

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pour cement

Basically, code word for getting a guy hard. Associated with pouring cement, as cement becomes hard, (duh) and is useful to use when talking around family or innocent friends.

Girl: Hey, do you have and tips and tricks on helping me pour cement?
Girl 2: Girl, just get your man some Viagra, unless you wanna go try some weird natural remedy.

by HentaiNoodle January 8, 2017

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