Candycane

the moment when you're more straight than homosexual, but you still have a bit of gay inside of you.

"what's your sexuality?"
"I'm a candycane"

by styles whore June 24, 2013

Russian Candycane

Its when a girl takes a razor, makes cuts on your dick, then douses it in Vodka, and then sucks it off.

Got a russian candycane last night and it was painful, and then it felt great.

by Inpainsomuchpain May 23, 2010

Swedish Candycane

The act in beating a girl with your dick till she starts bleeding while your ejaculating on her face. Somewhat similar to the strawberry shortcake.

After I gave Carly the birmingham booty call i gave her a Swedish Candycane.

by Burnss22 March 16, 2009

Rusty Candycane

During sex, sticking a candycane in someone's asshole and putting making them suck it.
This can be done raw and sticky, or after lubing it with saliva or vaginal juices.
This ass to mouth treat is a yule time favorite.

1: "Hey, you hooked up with Cynthia, I heard she likes ass to mouth."
2: "She loves it, but only rusty candycanes."

by ExplosivePenisMusket June 1, 2015

Candycane

The guy acting like a women in the movie Joyride who should have been killed buy the dude with a truck.

"Candycane?....Are you there Candycane?..."

by Ballwhackingasskicker July 2, 2004

candycane

can mean:

1. a person of the male gender
2. someone who just said/did something stupid; a loser

1. "Check out those candycanes..."

2. "Shut up, you're such a candycane.."

by Charter Mage July 24, 2008

Candycane stain

The act of having sex with a woman while on her period and jizzing in her vagina and then have her squirt out liquids consisting of blood and semen on your beard.

She gave me a candycane stain and I still can't get it out.

by Brokencat December 31, 2011