Connecticut Shooting

Truly one of the most horrific, painful, disgusting, despicable shootings in American history. 26 innocent people at Sandy Hook Elementary school murdered. 20 of them being kids. All of the adults murdered were women. Every kid that was murdered was 7 years old or younger. After hearing the story for the first time, you literally break down into tears crying and thinking about all the innocent little kids and teachers who were murdered. And all of the kids that DID survive the Connecticut Shooting will never be the same. They had to see real live dead bodies, blood, fear, tears, and so, SO much more hell than the average person would see in their lifetime. These poor kids are scarred for life. And imagine all of the parents, grandparents, friends, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc. who lost loved ones in this shooting. Their lives will never be the same either. Everybody across America has been shaken by this tragic occurrence that took place on 12/14/12.

Rest in Peace to the following in the Connecticut Shooting, you will NEVER be forgotten:

Charlotte Bacon - Age: 6
Daniel Barden - Age: 7
Rachel Davino - Age: 29
Olivia Engel - Age: 6
Josephine Gay - Age: 7
Ana Marquez-Greene - Age: 6
Dylan Hockley - Age: 6
Dawn Hochsprung - Age: 47
Madeleine Hsu - Age: 6
Catherine Hubbard - Age: 6
Chase Kowalski - Age: 7
Jesse Lewis - Age: 6
James Mattioli - Age: 6
Grace McDonnell - Age: 7
Anne Marie Murphy - Age: 52
Emilie Parker - Age: 6
Jack Pinto - Age: 6
Noah Pozner - Age: 6
Caroline Previdi - Age: 6
Jessica Rekos - Age: 6
Avielle Richman - Age:6
Lauren Rousseau - Age: 30
Mary Sherlach - Age: 56
Victoria Soto - Age: 27
Benjamin Wheeler - Age: 6
Allison Wyatt - Age: 6

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhh10 December 19, 2012

Connecticut

All of you who think that Connecticut is just where snobby rich kids come from, you're wrong. Yes, about half the people here are asses. But the other half are normal people who just want to live free of sterotypes! The good half of us drive regular cars, not beat up 20 year old cars, but not BMWs and Mercades. We aren't super poor, or super rich. The averages may say that we are one of the richest, but that doesn't mean all of us are rich.

Shut the fuck up about Connecticut being super rich snobs or out of the way hicks. We have a diverse population just like any other state. You ignorant bitches are just listening to sterotypes.

by Redrose13 July 1, 2010

Erection Connection

When two males gingerly touch tips as a friendly gesture. Somewhat like a hand shake.

Bob and Farley had an erection connection after lunch.

by Huava April 17, 2009

The Lowell Connector

The sexual act of placing your partner (preferably chinese, japanese, cambodian, etc.) at the end of a "slip-and-slide" ; however, the water is replaced with soy sauce. At this point the male slides down the filthy slip-and-slide on his knees trying to insert his penis into the on waiting partner in doggy style. A real expert of the Lowell Connector understands there is more then one ramp on the connector. So either the vagina or anus is an acceptable point of entry.

Guy: Dude, you smell like shit what happened?

Friend: I know bro, last night me and Sun-Li did the Lowell Connector and i cant get the soy sauce smell out of the burns on my knees.

Guy: Hate when that happens...

by audiA4 September 25, 2011

Connecticut Douche

preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.

Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.

Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.

Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?

by ceeceeeeeeee June 1, 2009

Connecticut Muffin

Placing one's penis between the fleshy folds of another person's belly for sexual pleasure.

I really wanted breakfast, but instead got a Connecticut Muffin

by cryptictravler June 18, 2009

Connecticut

The 5th state in the nation. Connecticut is a diverse state, to the extreme. A extremely strange mixture of extremely rich to wanna-be gangsters, to gangsters, to middle class blue collar, to strait rednecks. Cities like New Haven, Hartford, and Bridgeport, where shootings, drug dealing, and prostitution is common, also contain normal people in the mix. There are also places like Greenwich, which contain the gated, extremely wealthy residents. There are also places where you will find plenty of rednecks. These people will spend there days working, fishing, off-road driving, and drinking by bonfires, lol. Connecticut is overall an average middle class hard working state, with a mixture of both extremes, from rich to dirt poor, from successful business men and women, to welfare relying bums and everything in between.

Connecticut is bordered by MA to the north, RI to the east, LI NY to the south, and NY to the west.

Connecticut is the Alonconquin indian word meaning "The longest river"

State bird- Robin
Flower- Mountain Laurel

Bug- Praying Mantis
Song- Yankee Doodle
Dance- Square Dance
Capitol- Hartford

Also, the majority of CT voters are listed as independent. CT is historically a Democratic state, however, is gaining more Conservative voters fairly quickly.

RICH

Q" "Do you want to go watch the truck pulls in Durham?"
A "No, I am extremely busy counting my money"

Drug Ridden

Q "How much does an oxycontin cost in Meriden?"
A "Doesnt matter, I shoot heroin now"

Red neck

Q "do you want to go mudding with the Jeeps?"
A "I am not drunk enough, gimme 4 minutes"

Blue Collar

Q "Have you gotten a raise this year?"
A "Of course, we live in Connecticut, I got a raise in taxes last month!"

by white3562 May 18, 2011