Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020

Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016

getting colonial

This term is used for when a white male is sexually attracted to a black female

That boy is getting colonial!

by Creativity January 08, 2018

Colonial Republic

A republic with colonies

The French Republic is a good example of a Colonial Republic

by Mr I like cheese January 17, 2024

colonial power

When a dick is strongly aggressive towards dogs

My colonial power is angry

by Emialiefhsdf August 17, 2017

sustainable ant colony

A sustainable ant colony is an ant colony that feeds off of a male's semen, usually a horny teenage boy excited by the ants eating his love sauce. The teenage boy then most likely receives a maternal feeling by feeding his 'ant children'.

"Hey, don't tell anyone this but... I have a sustainable ant colony in my room that feeds on my jizz."

by #1 Education Place February 25, 2020

Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.

I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.

by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017