Chris

A Jammy Bastard.

Chris is such a jammy bastard

by Jimmy the hick March 14, 2008

Chris

A hot guy who's super nerdy. Plays video games, reads comic books, manga, anime, watches avatar, plays D+D, and is super hot.

Becky: Chris is a hot nerd. I wanna bang him.

by Becky....? October 20, 2008

Chris

A person who is big and a bowling GOD.

I met this guy early he was chris.

by some awsome kid you dont know October 18, 2008

chris

the guy with most definitions on UD. So far 734 and climbing he must not have much to do.

wow that chris guy must have a ton of extra time.

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

Chris

ugly & inbred stoner, broke into first stop and got caught

"Chris just egged Mrs. Hatten's house, oh wait that was Bryce."

by hotbabe2169 February 21, 2017

chris

He is the fattest person who walks into McDonald's. All the other fat people see him as a god. All the the skinny people see him as a kid with type 2 diabetes. every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner Chris does the 50 Mcnugget challenge.

Yo, that has to be a Chris

It is the god Chris!

by Swagolish May 10, 2015

Chris

Chris is a guy who is good at everything. especially art! the person standing over your shoulder telling you "DO IT DO IT" someone that pushes everyone else. the life of the party. Chris can get anyone to smile :) also known as Mr.Smooth. the ladies love him.

"he pulled a Chris"

by kmarttttt February 3, 2010