Butter my buttcheeks

The feeling when you go down a metal or rubber slide in hot weather

"that slide better not butter my buttcheeks"

by AlfredKetchup December 17, 2023

Buttcheese

you know, that stuff, that you find at the back of your underpants, and it sort of looks like dust but you know it isn't, and you smell it, and it's kinda like cheese?

yeah, that's butt-cheese.

“Hey guys ! I just saw Andy pick his buttcheese and eat it .”

by Deontray Steffes January 23, 2020

Buttcheese

When so much shit accumulates in your ass crack that it forms a dairy product, also known as cheese.

“Andy just picked his buttcheese and ate it”

by Deontray Steffes January 23, 2020

Buttcheek Gronkolio

When something really went amuck.

My girlfriend just told me she’s gay, that’s so buttcheek gronkolio

by Choppy Tom February 10, 2021

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts really bad

"dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick,"

by badangsta February 10, 2021

Buttcheek gravy

When a girls poop and period blood mix together.

I would never have sex with Jessica she’s got that buttcheek gravy.

by Choppy Tom February 22, 2021

Buttcheese Blewitt

That guy in your workplace or school who always tells the wrong joke at the wrong time, often after drinking milk and releasing a silent-but-deadly dutch oven situation.

"Mark's brother sneezes a lot, we should call him Sneezle."
"WTF is wrong with you, Buttcheese Blewitt, he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. And, WTF is that smell? I think you need to wash your ass."

by El Mojo de la Tierra November 20, 2021