Doomsday Fucker

The legendary sex toy.

Person 1: "Your dick isn't doing it enough for me."

Person 2: "Okay, let me pull out my Doomsday Fucker."

by The Butt Fuck February 8, 2018

Soda Fucker

A regular asshole who causes trouble and always carries a can of soda with them

Mike : Dude you better quit messin around Chad will fire you!
Steve : I don't give a shit he can kiss my ass!
Chad : What was that Steve you want me to stick something in your ass!
Steve : Buzz off you Soda Fucker!
Chad : When I'm done with this can I will stick it up your ass!
Steve : Ohh I'm Scared!!
Steve : Oh Shit! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

Chair Fucker

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.

Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."

by UNan February 6, 2015

swoop fucker

Usually used in a workplace setting. Defines someone, usually management level, that comes into a big project at the last minutes and changes things for the worse, thereby ruining the project.

"Dammit, the ten of us have been working day and night for the last two weeks on that presentation. Then that swoop fucker shows up the afternoon before the meeting and took out all the good parts."

by Dwardisimo Rex September 14, 2008

LITTLE FUCKERS

little spoiled brats who think they can get away with anything

I said no to them little fuckers (J&P), so they went behind my back and asked their mother. THEM LITTLE FUCKERS!!!

by AIRLOS August 10, 2007

nostril fucker

anything annoying ie..person,animal

this nostril fucker just just cut in front of me on the highway

by filkro June 2, 2009

Absolute Fucker

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.

Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.

You: I agree with them.

Me: Hey, me too!

You: OK, it is settled then.

by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010