Dakota barnhouse is what you’d call a retarded white boy wanna be . He will try to tell you whatever you wanna hear to make himself look good.
They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
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Paul: yo Derek, have you ever hit a naughty bunghole?
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(noun)
1. The fiery, regret-filled aftermath of consuming an excessive amount of spicy food, particularly dishes featuring garlic, hot sausage, chili peppers, or anything described as “diablo” on a menu.
2. When your booty hole feels like it’s personally being punished by satan’s taco truck.
(noun)
1. The fiery, regret-filled aftermath of consuming an excessive amount of spicy food, particularly dishes featuring garlic, hot sausage, chili peppers, or anything described as “diablo” on a menu.
2. When your booty hole feels like it’s personally being punished by satan’s taco truck.
“Bro, I had that five-alarm chili and now I’ve got the worst spicy bunghole of my life. I’m walking like I just got kicked by a mule.”
“That arrabbiata sauce was worth it… even if I’m paying for it now with a Category 5 spicy bunghole situation.”
“He thought he could handle it. The garlic. The sausage. The sauce. But now… now he sits upon the porcelain throne, praying for mercy, gripping the toilet paper like a lifeline to humanity.”
“And in that moment, with eyes watering and sphincter screaming, he understood what it truly meant… to walk through the valley of the shadow of bunghole heat.”
“That arrabbiata sauce was worth it… even if I’m paying for it now with a Category 5 spicy bunghole situation.”
“He thought he could handle it. The garlic. The sausage. The sauce. But now… now he sits upon the porcelain throne, praying for mercy, gripping the toilet paper like a lifeline to humanity.”
“And in that moment, with eyes watering and sphincter screaming, he understood what it truly meant… to walk through the valley of the shadow of bunghole heat.”
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