Bronze Monkey

A variation of the Brass Monkey (Which is Old English 800 drunk to the top of the label then filled up with orange juice)
Where you take the OE and drink it to the top of the label...then filling it with iced tea

I was all outta OJ so instead of Brass monkey, I had to go with the bronze Monkey

by PeteyPij November 1, 2009

bronze, silver,golden

rating system for the fineness of women
bronze being lowest silver second gold is top

friend1:man you see that girl over there she is golden
friend2:man she is barley silver
friend3: man your both crazy she is totally a bronze
random guy: oh you guys are rating her on the bronze, silver,golden scale

by threex October 10, 2008

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009

animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

Wesley Hernandez.

Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

by Chris Yepello November 21, 2011

Illini Bronze Tablet

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.

Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

Bronze Celery

Bronze Celery Is a mid editor

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021

Going For The Bronze

Making your partner cum twice before you do, so you come in third.

God she was so hot...I thought it would just be a quickie, but I decided I was going for the bronze as soon as she got naked.

by DirtyNerdyAndWordy January 27, 2021