bradley

Big bollix of a man, usually found on the outskirts of clanabogan. Extremely fond of big feeds, even bigger shites and entering monagamous relationships. Can be recognised by his trademark rogue neck hair and unmistakably large fingers. Very useful when it comes to running wires from various pieces of electrical equipment through stud walls. Fast writer, even faster lover.

Is bradley goin steady again? Yeah, he tells me he's gonna marry this one...

What does bradley drive? An astra.

by sarsfield9000 October 18, 2011

bradley

a pussy who has a very small dick

hey your dick looks like a Bradley, very small..... Sam you should watch out when he sticks

by bigger dick dom February 13, 2018

bradley

(verb) the act of taking a bite of someone else's sandwich and in the process, ripping the contents out and usually dropping them onto the floor

oh man, he just bradley'd my sandwich.

by i just puked from laughing February 7, 2010

bradley

refers to an individual who is exceedingly proficient in the art of performing "The Bat-Wing." (where ones scrotum is stretched out flat, to the brink of rupturing the scrotum and ejecting ones testicle, using two hands to replicate the image of a bat's wing.) Bradleys can work in teams either by presenting a series of "bat-wings" and performing choreographed routines; or by having multiple bradleys applying force to one bradleys scrotum to achieve what is known in the industry as a "Super Bat-Wing."

"That guy really pulled an accidental Bradley on himself yesterday when he didn't realise that his scrotum was caught in the rear sprocket of his motorcycle! It was stretched out that far I could read the label of the oil bottle on the other side through the skin!"

by screaming axe wound February 6, 2010

bradley

a person who takes advantage of other people.

"he just left you hanging?"

"what a bradley kind of move."

by ellen johnson February 27, 2008

bradley

(noun)
a person who often retracts himself from social events, usually because of a family obligation

omg! you're being such a bradley!

by rachellioh September 1, 2007

bradley

not a gentleman, drops chopsticks, comes late to events/school, does not know about the new automobiles. Does not consist of the knowledge to know the ALL NEW 2018 McLaren 720s.

gosh, your'e such a bradley.

don't be such a bradley.

by Definition of Bradley April 5, 2017