Noggin boggler

Noun. Anything that is confusing or difficult to understand, or seems to completely lack a logical explanation; anything that "boggles the noggin".

If a woman says she is wrong, is she still wrong?
Hmm.. that's a noggin boggler.

by Orgenrellik April 14, 2011

tattie-bogle

traditional scots for a scarecrow, one whom will 'defend the potatoes'.

'Awk aye, ther a coupla wee fudds paintin swastikas in the fairmer's tattie-bogle again"

by ewazza January 16, 2017

hoogan bogglesnorts

a big homo

you are a hoogan bogglesnorts

by wot do u mean May 19, 2018

gorlen borlen

socialiseren

wij zijn aan het gorlen borlen

by leipeliv February 28, 2021

victor borge

An underrated comedian. A Danish concert pianist standup comedian. Using mostly subtle, slapstick, and subtle-slapstick humor revolving around the piano. Many people don’t know about him, I’m even surprised you’re reading this!

Victor Borge man, he was the shit!

by Jaketherake4ever October 31, 2021

boogle-smoosh

when you go for a piss, and don't shake enough

oh shit, i just boogle-smooshed all over my trousers

by thehappygimp April 2, 2008

Bongle chongle ready to dongle

When you're so ready for something to happen

Sarah:"are you ready for tonight"
Phil:"I am bongle chongle ready to dongle

by Marat Vdovichenko October 31, 2019