going barnacles

receiving the gayest sex in the world
I was up at 1am going barnacles
by hogtits August 11, 2024
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barnacle bonanza

where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee
leon: do you wanna do the barnacle bonanza?
shaun: no we're not bradley!!
by barnaclehead42 July 02, 2023
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crisis barnacle

Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.
The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.
by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019
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Barnacle

some weird lumpy volcano looking shit that grows of shit

stay away from it my nigga
Nigga this barnacle shit got my pee pee hard...
by Yung Microwave February 15, 2018
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Barnacles

An expression to suggest a sign of anger or fustration.
"Mom I dropped the sugar "
"For Barnacles sake"
by Barnacle boy February 02, 2019
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Barnacle

Someone who "locks down" to a machine, vehicle, door, pipe, window etc., usually for political reasons. A barnacle attaches itself and is difficult to remove. This term is especially used by groups of professional activists.
"Who are the barnacles for this operation?"
"Let's go with John and Jane. They're eager, and have no priors."
"Great, I'll start prepping the lock boxes."
by 65hsml3t November 20, 2014
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Barnacle

A straight guy that hangs out with a gay guy in order to hook up with a straight girl
Straight guy: Hey man, do you have any straight girlfriends?
Gay guy:. Don't be such a barnacle!
by HeidiAnton July 10, 2015
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