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barnacle bonanza

where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee
leon: do you wanna do the barnacle bonanza?
shaun: no we're not bradley!!
by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023
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barnacle scrape

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
Dude she gave me a barnacle scrape after we did anal !
by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016
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Quest for Barnacles

When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies
Ugh there’s nothing to eat I’m on a quest for barnacles.
by Jet9926oooo July 22, 2024
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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
mugGet the Bowl barnaclemug.

barnacle head

calling a person an Idiot but adding an under water twist to keep it family friend as mentioned in the TV sitcom Spongebob Sqaurepants
you forgot your soda Barnacle Head
by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025
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Barnacle

I put my dick in your mom’s barnacle
by A guy with a 12 ft penis December 28, 2022
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going barnacles

Being the recipient of the gayest sex in the world
I was up at 1am going barnacles
by hogtits August 11, 2024
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