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The Polish Bagpipe

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.
Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.
by transamguy December 17, 2012
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Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.
My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes
by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020
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Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.

The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.

All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023
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the bagpipe

When a girl is giving you a sloppy blowjob that sounds like she's trying to play a bagpipe and fondling your balls with her fingers.
Dude, Mallory gave me the worst blowjob last night, I think she was trying to play the bagpipe!
by Theoriginalbagpipe February 6, 2017
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Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.
"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."
by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018
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Drum and bagpipes

The new hip music, combines drums and bagpipes for an excellent combo. Sometimes played with a lettuce. Currently whats hip in ireland.
Hey have you seen that epic dnb session yesteday at Jay's corner?

NO i listen to drum and bagpipes get with the times looser.
by DnbManForireland June 18, 2012
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Bagpiping

The act of pulling someone's seat belt from behind so hard that it causes them to fart.
Who's farted? That was Will! I ve just been bagpiping him
by HungryMarlin July 15, 2025
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