Dude, i was down in florida last weekend and i saw this guy baconing so hard. He had ALL the ladies around him
by ElDiosDelTrueno September 22, 2010
Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.
Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"
by ColoradoIcculus December 08, 2009
Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).
by Some guy March 08, 2004
To have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble bacon, or David Dickinson.
Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.
Sources of baconation include -
The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery
Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.
Sources of baconation include -
The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery
Despite putting tonnes of sun cream on, liberally at the beach in a vain effort to show of my GUNS... I got totally baconated, still I put on a good show. Worth it.
by bc0r August 22, 2014
A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.
a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"
by FormerSmurf October 03, 2014
This a non-food word; refers to your current high state. Used to described how high / stoned you really are.
I'm soo baconed right now." "Lets get baconed." "That blunt got be baconed." "'Tryin to blaze?, 'No, I'm chill; already baconed.'
by bay650area May 23, 2011