bloper

receiving a blow job while writing a paper

Guy: I need a blow job but I need to write this paper
Girl: Why not do them both at the same time!
Guy: Lets call it a bloper

by birdman45 October 21, 2011

Brope

Typically what male athletes do frequently with each other in celebration on the field or court. When a standard high five or hug suddenly turns in a butt grope…

Carmelo and Kobe were so excited when Team USA won the gold that they gave each other a brope.

by Brope Diggity May 10, 2014

boopear

Someone extremely irrelevant who lives in Rhode Island and who's dads condom failed.

Ant is such a boopear.

by Asdfghjkl888 January 26, 2015

BYOP

Short for "Bring Your Own Problem", which is a play on words shared by IT support personnel and system administrators who have to deal with company BYOD (Bring Your Own Device) policies that wreak havoc existing systems thanks to incompatibilities, information leakage, and malware attack.

IT Guy 1: "Due to budget cuts, it looks like we'll be allowing a BYOP policy as of next week."
IT Guy 2: "Excuse me whilst I go kill myself."

by justanothercomputerguy March 19, 2016

bropez bowl

A game played between two or more guys in which you gain points from having sex with various types of women. The characteristics of the girl and the time & place in which you have sex with her determines the amount of points each player can gain. This game is generally played when a group of friends visit a foreign country because the game is focused on having sex with women of a different nationality than the players.

Alex- "So who actually won the Bropez Bowl this spring break?"

Austin- "I'm not sure. We have to sit down and count our points when we get back home."

by I_S_S_U_E_S April 24, 2016

bropeding

when two guys are on a moped and the man on the back is holding onto the driver's waist

Traffic was held up because some guys were bropeding.

by The Albanian Warrior October 12, 2016

BYOPM

Abbrieviation for Bring Your Own Place Mat - when inviting people to your Doc Browning party it is considered very couth to remind them to bring their own supplies for ass spelunking. If they don't they will have to use your spares, which is like using the Foot Locker socks

Chelsea forgot her well loved hamburgler place mat to the widely anticipated Doc Browning party, even though her invite kindly requested she BYOPM. She was forcibly ejected.

by ChampUnkind November 2, 2016