Auer bauer

Have you seen auer bauer yet? you can see his dick from miles away sheeeeeeesh
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Chelley Bauer

She is the most amazing person that has ever walked this earth, and just her touch sends shivers down your spine, and the thought of her smile makes your world stop
Chelley Bauer is fucking amazing
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Pulling a bauer

losing a bunch of weight and getting hotter
Yo I'm gonna be pulling a Bauer and losing a bunch of weight and getting hot
by Pulling a bauer September 12, 2015
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Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.
I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

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Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.
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Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)
I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.
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minnie bauer

An annoying woman with a very large forehead
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Shourd-Fattal-Bauer

Straying from the intended path into dangerous territory.
I tried to slip it into my girl's southern region by she said I was Shourd-Fattal-Bauer-ing.
by stupid101 September 30, 2011
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