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Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.

The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.

All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023
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Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A sexual act usually performed by a window salesman and his wife at the end of one of their cocaine fueled swingers orgies.
The wife takes the penis of a party member in her hand and begins to work the shaft while repeatedly squeezing his scrotum, her husband then puts his mouth onto the bellend and gives it a good suck. All while his sales team dance around them in a circle wearing only a selection of her tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay late at Jason's party Saturday night John?"

"No Chris, I decided to call it a night when him and Kerry decided to give Rikki The Bryn Mawr Bagpipes"
by The Phantom Prankster November 29, 2023
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Bagpipe

Smoking 2 Cartridges & A Sherlock in the same toke
Look at you, you insane pothead pullin on your bagpipe
by AdrianStock March 12, 2022
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Greek Bagpipes

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.
After we got home from dinner we had a drink and she showed me how to play the Greek bagpipes.
by Rick Levelle March 2, 2019
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Bagpiping a Hotdog

"Dude, wanna come over? We can bagpipe some hotdogs for dinner"
"DUDE I'm down for bagpiping a hotdog! I'll bring the cherry vape juice"
by QUEEN OF WEIN September 7, 2018
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Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.
"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."
by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018
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Bagpiping

The act of pulling someone's seat belt from behind so hard that it causes them to fart.
Who's farted? That was Will! I ve just been bagpiping him
by HungryMarlin July 15, 2025
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