Iron Man Armor

The act of causing internal rectal bleeding then pooping and peeing on the partner. Giving the appearance of the armor Iron Man wears.

Guy#1:My girl always complains I don't satisfy her enough so I gave her an Iron Man armor.
Guy#2:High five dude!

by Anonymous Magic Man December 13, 2009

Under Armor White Tee

A white tee shirt that is so skin tight you can see right through it and read the shirt underneath. The only way this shirt can be put on is either to have it sewn on by a professional seemstress or have it spraypainted on.

Grease went to buy bullets at academy wearing his favorite Under Armor White Tee and the clerk was heard saying "hey you must really like top gun huh?"

by Ole Spends Alot January 13, 2008

Insta-Kill Body Armor®

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!

"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"

by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021

Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon

An individual who buys the Marshal on second round versus a team where 4 of the members have light armor, but one does not. This individual consistently shoots the one enemy without armor once in the body for a kill.

Woohoojin was the only enemy to not buy light armor second round. He was then shot by a second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon.

by Poval May 26, 2024

drama armor

A mental ability to block out the drama happening around you. It is usually wise to inform the dramatic person that you have your drama armor activated.

"I hear you, but I have my drama armor activated, so everything you are saying is just bouncing off me"

by anonymous May 11, 2021

temy armor

gives 20 DF, basically doubles attack power, heals every 2nd turn, increases INV a little

costs 9999G and becomes cheaper as a undertale frisk dies
sold by cool leg temmie
AKA Temmie Armor or Temmie AR
cannot be bought in a genocide run

i always buy temy armor in an Undertale run.

by person personnium November 7, 2023