n. an anus weed is a cluster of anal hairs that have grown long and knot all up inside your bung hole, and when you wipe after taking a massive dump, the anus weed gets ripped out by the toilet paper, thus causing extreme pain and sometimes anal bleeding.
Frent : "Hey Kent, what took you so long in the bathroom? Jesus."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
by McSackdrop October 18, 2010
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Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.
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"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"
"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."
"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."
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Person 1: "Yo Dawg, I heard you got a hemorrhoid!"
Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."
Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.
Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."
Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.
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