n. an anus weed is a cluster of anal hairs that have grown long and knot all up inside your bung hole, and when you wipe after taking a massive dump, the anus weed gets ripped out by the toilet paper, thus causing extreme pain and sometimes anal bleeding.
Frent : "Hey Kent, what took you so long in the bathroom? Jesus."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
by McSackdrop October 18, 2010
Get the Anus Weedmug. after one has taken a dump, sometimes they dont wipe their anus properly which may lead to leftover dried shit crusting around the ring of the anus.
by Mya April 10, 2005
Get the crusty anusmug. A term used to describe a person who acts like an ignorant fool.
Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.
Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.
"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"
"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."
"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."
by Liz P March 12, 2007
Get the anus crackermug. 1) A crude word for a gay man
2) A person who invades anus'
3) A word for when you have no better insult to say
2) A person who invades anus'
3) A word for when you have no better insult to say
by thizzordie May 25, 2006
Get the anus invadermug. by Angry Larry September 19, 2017
Get the Anus blockmug. by Freddyrk January 24, 2009
Get the screaming anusmug. by Tobienforcer December 30, 2009
Get the Anus Beardmug.