amish bidet

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.

"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."

by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023

Amish scarf

An occurrence during an Amish act of love making where both a man’s facial hair and the woman’s pubic hair are fully grown and intertwined.

“Dude, I finally got an Amish Scarf after no shave november. It was so fucking cozy!”

“Hey I think she’s the one.”
“Oh, what do you mean?”
“This morning was so perfect, I woke up in an Amish Scarf.”

by Bring’em Young February 7, 2019

amish chicken

A boy under the age of 18 with a fresh of the farm look that makes an older woman want to sexually corrupt him. Usually exists with a threat of incarceration.

With all these amish chickens running around it's amazing I'm not in bed or jail.

by chickencatcher April 16, 2013

amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.

I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.

by CAPTIAN HERO January 14, 2008

amish sex

to have sex in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real dick size

Girl 1: He had to have amish sex with me because he dick was so small!

Girl 2: Thats what she said.

by Yokii December 7, 2009

Amish Hotpocket

When two guys share a condom at the same time. Two dicks, one condom.

Hey bro, you want to try a Amish Hotpocket with me?

by wespac78 March 21, 2016

Amish Tan

When a man with a beard gets a tan during the summer and then shaves their beard off leaving a distinct pale area where the beard was located.

Check out the Amish Tan on that guy, his face looks like a monkey's butt.

by flaminnagey July 10, 2010