Oakland Athletics

Oakland, California's baseball team. The players are actually not that Athletic, because their outfielders have a tendency to fall down a foot from the ball. Or they're just laying down. We don't know.
They are a decent team, although they aren't that well known.

The Oakland Athletics aren't actually that athletic.

by Saint Hero July 28, 2009

the black athlete

all niggas who be playin them sports off the heezy but are too dumb to make the grades

1. We are gonna have to lower our standards...to play with this competition, we need the black athlete.
2. Better watch out, the black athlete gonna stuff yo shit.

by Big O March 10, 2005

Female Athletics

Where women get together then fall repeatedly, cry, make sound effects, and chant. All in an attempt to disguise mediocre playing ability.

Watching female athletics is like watching a drunk, hormonal, elementary school choir with turrets during gym class.

by ImmaStealYoBitch January 12, 2012

Social athlete

A participant or individual who competes in any sport in which alcoholic beverages are part of or encouraged. Sports include bowling, darts, horseshoes, pool, etc.

Team captain: We'll be lucky to Tim on our bowling team. He's one he'll of a social athlete.

by Snoop_JoeyJoe September 13, 2011

Athlete's Cock

Fungus on a penis that is the result of jerking off into a dirty sock.

I had Madden rub Tinactin on my athlete's cock.

Argh my athlete's cock itches.

by BOOOM! September 24, 2009

computer-athlete

Some who is the opposit of a computer-jock. They play sports and have friends but they do tend to nerd out when it comes to computer geams.

Bob: man Willy got MVP for Volleyball but sure need to stay away from computer games.
Mark: I know hes such a Computer-Athlete.

by William Pate December 6, 2004

Athlete's Dick

When your boyfriend or sexual partner is very active in sports or hobbies such as skateboarding, football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.. and his penis reeks of absolute death and disparities. And, if he's not circumcised, you are surprised by little cheese balls of joy in your mouth.

You're talking to your friend about past partners and most revolting oral sex encounters and think of the most engenius word for nasty penis, Athlete's Dick.

by Kara Spade February 3, 2017