Amish Sunrise

A sex act where a recipient receives a milk enema, followed shortly by vigorous anal penetration, resulting in the churning of the milk into butter.

"Dude, don't eat that! It's not butter, it's an Amish Sunrise." - Papa Frank, Pizza Time Pizza

by macfyver July 4, 2020

amish bidet

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.

"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."

by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023

Amish Oval

When a circle jerk is performed without the use of lube or lotion. Only spit is allowed.

1:How was the circle jerk on Friday?
2:Dude it was an amish oval, my dick hurts!

by Tmuells July 1, 2021

amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.

I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.

by CAPTIAN HERO January 14, 2008

amish sex

to have sex in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real dick size

Girl 1: He had to have amish sex with me because he dick was so small!

Girl 2: Thats what she said.

by Yokii December 7, 2009

Amish Hotpocket

When two guys share a condom at the same time. Two dicks, one condom.

Hey bro, you want to try a Amish Hotpocket with me?

by wespac78 March 21, 2016

Amish Tan

When a man with a beard gets a tan during the summer and then shaves their beard off leaving a distinct pale area where the beard was located.

Check out the Amish Tan on that guy, his face looks like a monkey's butt.

by flaminnagey July 10, 2010