amish chicken

A boy under the age of 18 with a fresh of the farm look that makes an older woman want to sexually corrupt him. Usually exists with a threat of incarceration.
With all these amish chickens running around it's amazing I'm not in bed or jail.
by chickencatcher April 17, 2013
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Amish Sunrise

A sex act where a recipient receives a milk enema, followed shortly by vigorous anal penetration, resulting in the churning of the milk into butter.
"Dude, don't eat that! It's not butter, it's an Amish Sunrise." - Papa Frank, Pizza Time Pizza
by macfyver July 04, 2020
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Amish Oval

When a circle jerk is performed without the use of lube or lotion. Only spit is allowed.
1:How was the circle jerk on Friday?
2:Dude it was an amish oval, my dick hurts!
by Tmuells July 02, 2021
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amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.
I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.
by CAPTIAN HERO January 08, 2008
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amish sex

to have sex in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real dick size
Girl 1: He had to have amish sex with me because he dick was so small!

Girl 2: Thats what she said.
by Yokii December 08, 2009
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Amish Hotpocket

When two guys share a condom at the same time. Two dicks, one condom.
Hey bro, you want to try a Amish Hotpocket with me?
by wespac78 December 12, 2015
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Amish Tan

When a man with a beard gets a tan during the summer and then shaves their beard off leaving a distinct pale area where the beard was located.
Check out the Amish Tan on that guy, his face looks like a monkey's butt.
by flaminnagey July 09, 2010
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