by Todd March 28, 2003

The best person ever in bed with the biggest fat fucking cock to ever exist.Ever. And every girl he has ever been with hasent been able to do it again for a year and then they want to do it again. He has a thriving sexual life and is the best in bed period.
by F.u.c.k.b.o.i.1.2. March 11, 2017

Tom : Look at Alfie
Ollie : what a penis
Charlie : he thinks he’s cool
Alfie Elliot : Oi stop that, why you put sausage in de bum
Ollie : what a penis
Charlie : he thinks he’s cool
Alfie Elliot : Oi stop that, why you put sausage in de bum
by Why you put sausage in de bum October 2, 2019

alfie starrs is the god of htcs. everyone worships him and he’s really smart. he’s also got 6.5incher.
by sadiefwn February 9, 2023

by The big smart January 6, 2019

by Abc suck me July 3, 2019

a very small midget annoying troll who can be funny but also a dick he loves pulling mia nixie thalia simpson of tables and likes saggy eggs on toast
by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019
