joint session

•Meeting between the House of Reps and Senate.

•Gathering of Marijuana Smokers
Man, i got a kind bud J, we gonna have a Joint Session tonight.
by Hamain Muahmmad Ocksmaed September 04, 2003
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Jesus joint

A marijuana cigarette rolled with Bible pages in lieu of joint papers.
"Hey, Caleb, we should roll a joint!"

"I wish we could, Brandon, but we don't have any papers."

"Wait! I have my bible! Let's roll a Jesus joint!"

"Oh joyous day! Our afternoon is saved! Quick, I'll race ya to 1st John!"
by brandonjamesrice November 18, 2009
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Crack joint

When wiping your butt, a piece of the toilet paper falls off and it’s rolled up like a tiny joint. You can usually find one of these near a restroom toilet.
You know it’s time to clean the restroom floor when there are several crack joints around the toilet floor.
by Rick Clean Crack December 17, 2017
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Y Joint

When a woman has been double teamed to the point that the internal friction has caused her rectum and vagina to become one internal hole with two entrances, thus forming a y joint shaped orifice.
That slut has been dp'd so much she has a y joint or Jamie's mom is so tore up i heard she has a y joint
by BigDtheDestroyer February 04, 2010
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jacket joint

The compilation of leftover bud that fell out of the baggie or multiple baggies in your pocket. Best enjoyed with a variety of bud, compiled over time. Especially flame when rolled with rainbow rolling papers.
Yo, lemme hit that jacket joint! Aw, buzz, it has lint in it.
by Ida Derbscom May 02, 2008
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Joint Body

'Joint Body' was common slang used by members of law enforcement, especially those working undercover to identify and snuff out ex-cons and former felons. The term refers to the physique that an ex-con yields while being in the "joint." This coupled with a certain strut, or walk on the outside making themselves appear strong and confident. The "body" portion refers to the lean muscle mass an ex-con accumulates while in the "joint," via lifting weights.
"I can spot a joint body coming from a mile away."
by Nicholas Lee Burke August 21, 2009
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Beef joint

1) A cut of beef that one may choose to eat with Sunday lunch.

2) The little hot bit towards the end, when smoking marijuana, that sometimes burns your lips.

3) A chubby elbow or knee (etc).
"Be a babe, and nip up to LidL to fetch us a beef joint for dinner"

"That beef just burned my fucking lips"

"Rosie, you seriously need to hit the gym and work off those beef joints".
by hoodwinkhenpeck March 05, 2013
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