Microsoft Minute

A unit of measure where the descriptive term is never the same value and always unknown.

Defined by:
1 = x:y:z
Where x = any number of minutes, y = any number of seconds, z = and number of milliseconds

A: Dude, this Olsen video I'm downloading is gonna be sweet!
B: Awesome man, how long has it got?
A: Ahhh it says 3 minutes to go...
B: Oh man, they're Microsoft Minutes; you'll be there for another hour at least!

by Quilly123 May 19, 2006

Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.

John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!

by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011

mile a minute

1. acting rapidly in a highly agitated way

2. 60 miles per hour

Stop talking a mile a minute and calm down.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

wait a minute

wait a minute means when you just realize something or someone

oh hi( turns back around) wait a minute who are (giggles) you

by kavon boooi November 19, 2020

Past Minute

Just after the deadline. Usually close enough for "one last" edit, change, addition etc.

Boss "Did you send those files"
Peon1 "Yes, the deadline was 5 minutes ago..."
Boss "Well, pull those back, there's one quick change"
....
Peon1 to Peon2 "Can you hold that, I've got a past minute change to make."

by chadatha January 3, 2011

COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.

I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.

by JojoMel August 5, 2020

Mase Minute

A "mase minute" (v.) Is a term in which someone says they will be "back in a minute," but are back hours later. The terminology comes from the popular hip-hop artist Mase, and his tendency to say "be back in a minute" and never come back.

"Hey I'll be back in just a minute."
"Alright."
*3 hours passes and person 1 finally comes back*
"That was a mase minute."

by Reitheboi December 7, 2018