Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

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Ewan fielding

A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners

Boy1: OMG it’s EWAN FIELDING *run*

Boy2: aaaaahhhhhhhhh

Boy3: hell meeeeeee!!!

Boy4: *eaten*

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019

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Ewan

Best forex trader in the world.

Mr Racking

He is built different.

Omg there is Ewan the best forex trader alive!

by fuckitlollll November 23, 2021

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Ewan

a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children

Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!

by jack2323 October 7, 2022

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Ewan

Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.

He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.

Ewan- meow meow meow prrrr prrrr

by buttahdawg December 1, 2023

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