Dylan

Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.
He totally went Dylan all up in that bitch!
by DRizz0 February 04, 2010
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Dylan

The type of person that is attracted to cats.
by dislander3000 December 30, 2011
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dylan

will pay full attention to u until he gets all worped up in his own little thing that he believes to be a career, but really is not just a kid with a big dick thinking he gunna be a professional ... but really may not be.
dylan is that guy that people think is so small, but in reality is huge.
by a true alexys June 08, 2010
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Dylaned

When one is forcefully slammed against a wall and made out with without prior consent.
Party guest: "DAMN! That bitch just got Dylaned!"
Homeowner: "What the fuck!? I just fixed that wall!"
by Tatty Daddy May 11, 2013
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dylanitis

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
by Undetale September 04, 2019
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Dylan

A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes
Dylan is awesome
by The 2k goat June 07, 2017
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Dylan

Dylan is the sweetest guy around. He may not have a great childhood, but he sure does have a great sense of humor. He can make anyone laugh, smile no matter what mood they are in. He sure does know how to treat a girl right. When he says I love you he means it. He gives GREAT hugs. Never stab a Dylan in the back or you'll regret it. Hold a Dylan tight and never let him go.
" Oh yeah Dylan he's a great guy."
by Kdawg123456 March 14, 2019
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