Cooper

A badass guy who loves to snort cocaine. He is awesome and gets all da bitches. He is also a mexican drug dealer.

Cooper is so damn high.

by mexicanman696969 December 17, 2013

Cooper

An ugly person, inside and out. Usually not funny at all and has a shaved head. He is a snitch, and can suck my big balls dumbass cunt.

Guy: Have you talked to cooper yet?
Guy 2: Hell no he's a bitch.

by big pp squad October 5, 2019

Cooper

A fat fucking faggot. Who has no fucking life. Everybody hates Cooper. He is super bad at being a friend.

Person 1: Look at Cooper
Person 2: Yeah he's a fat fucking faggot.

by ToughBoi999 June 4, 2019

Cooper

Surplus, hidden or additional quantities of something, especially if secretly concealed until a key moment for advantageous gain or cheating

Origin: random hyper-localised sayings, Rothwell, Leeds 1990s.

Person A: Yay!, I’ve won this game of Monopoly.
Person B: Ahh, no, because I have this COOPER MONEY!

or

I thought we'd run out of crisps, but I found all these cooper crisps in the other cupboard.

by Astronaut74 August 14, 2011

Cooper

A snake who ghosts you

He's such a Cooper

by TheSnakeHunter August 5, 2017

Cooper

A cooper is someone who owns an ugly car or is a generally disgusting person.

Ew, a cooper!

by alright i am wrong November 4, 2020

Coopered

When a male producer chooses the easier of the female production assitants to go on a production shoot, even when she has less experience

I asked him if he needed a PA and he chose her over me, I was totally coopered

by J--K May 27, 2006