Thanks to you!

Your in trouble, but it was your friend who caused it. Well, now you can use the phrase, "Thanks To You!".
Look at the conversation below.

(You and your friend got in trouble)
You : Why did you do that?!
Friend : It was just a prank!
You : Well, thanks to you! We're now in detention!
Friend : Well, SORRY!

You guys pranked Mrs. Robinson by putting salt in her water bottle, she was angry, so she sent you both to detention. That was the conversation you guys had while in detention. You're probaly still angry at your friend but it's alright now.
(You can use it in situations like this)

by Oofmahlife October 04, 2020

Thanks stretch

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"

by LordZalgo December 20, 2014

Your Thanks

A way of saying you're welcome or no problem in response to thank you.

"Thank you for doing this for me, I couldn't have done it without you."

"Your thanks, it was my pleasure."

by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018

Thanks a billion

IT means that the person is damm thankfull to u.

IF some of ur friend gives u the notes of ur college that u missed so u can say thanks a billion to him.

by anonymous November 09, 2020

thank you

To be gratefull for something.

Thanks for a good fuck.

by Dysfunction September 07, 2003

Thank Darwin!

Evolutionists can use "Thank Darwin" as a tongue-in-cheek replacement for "Thank God" when some good, unexpected thing happens.

Thank Darwin! You stopped both missiles Superman.

by BacktoSacHigh February 23, 2011

Thanks for the Invite

A common phrase spoken when you did not get an invite to an event. You say it for no real reason at all just to get a reaction from people or to let them know that you are in disappointment that you did not get invited. Even if it is something of no interest to you, you say it anyways!

"Hey guys, we sure had fun last night didn't we?" A boy in the room raises his head and says: "Thanks for the invite"

Invite can be interchanged with Intro, when you did not get introduced to someone.

by Big Deal22 January 21, 2011