Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

SM

A Single man

SM. Writer is a Alcoholic

by 459395 March 28, 2022

sms

suck my strap (dildo)

sms bitch

by kaiaswrld September 4, 2022

SM&D

The acronym for "stressy, messy, and depressy", aka when you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so SM&D! FML.

It sucks but I am just SM&D.......

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Sms

See me soon

Me : love you babe sms x
My bf : sms? x
Me : Ye see me soon x
My bf : ohhhh x

by It's not me spaz May 17, 2021

Sms

SMS, means suck my strap since all the gays don’t know have dicks. We have to say suck my strap

Sms because you getting on my nerves.

by Burn4baby6 December 8, 2020

SMS

abbreviation for “Suck My Sandwich”

Nona: What is an SMS?

Sam: Suck My Sandwich. Now do my laundry

by Don't get me in trouble February 21, 2021