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Blake

A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!
Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.

Armand: Uhh I know!

Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.
by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011
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Blaked

Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.
Go and get 'Blaked'

Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.

She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.

Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.
by Butters Stotch 69 September 30, 2014
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Blake

Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.
Fuck Blake man.
by FazeToenail May 15, 2017
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Blake

Exploits your secrets when you do something he's not fond of, acts like a hard ass when he's around his only friend. At first he seems like the sweetest person you've ever met until he breaks up with you in front of his only friend. Then wants to act all sweet the next time you talk to him & he wants to apologize for being a hard ass. But you don't care because he's ugly anyways.
your boyfriend broke up with you and calls you names
OMG YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BLAKE
by hazel eyes bitch September 28, 2020
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Blake

Is a extremely intelligent person, usually to much for his own good. He will come off as a person everyone will want to be friends with but will come soon learn it isn't that easy. Blake picks and chooses his favorite and will tell any individual how it is. Some people may not like Blake but all will respect him. He will make him a self-proclaimed leader and people will follow. He may suffer with drug use only because he doesn't play by society's rules. If you find someone like this make sure you get on his good side because he will ruin you if you cross him. He is able to talk he's way out of almost anything and even have you question weather or not things you know are fact are really true.
Blake? yeah I think he's in the Forbes magazine.
by Blake leader December 19, 2016
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Blaked

When you are so high so that you feel blazed and baked at the same time.
Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"
by The Norwaig March 10, 2016
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Blake

A complete dick with no sense of humour. Another word for a hard penis.
That guy has an insane boner!

He must be a Blake!
by ADSweatless April 13, 2020
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