Blake

A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!

Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.

Armand: Uhh I know!

Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.

by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011

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Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.

Go and get 'Blaked'

Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.

She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.

Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.

by Butters Stotch 69 September 30, 2014

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Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.

Fuck Blake man.

by FazeToenail May 15, 2017

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Exploits your secrets when you do something he's not fond of, acts like a hard ass when he's around his only friend. At first he seems like the sweetest person you've ever met until he breaks up with you in front of his only friend. Then wants to act all sweet the next time you talk to him & he wants to apologize for being a hard ass. But you don't care because he's ugly anyways.

your boyfriend broke up with you and calls you names
OMG YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BLAKE

by hazel eyes bitch September 28, 2020

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