A Cuban Not cockasian at all pretty dark just like his soul. He gets ugly named girls and the one for him is better. He is very awkward and sometimes deserves a slap and Richelleeeeeee is probably fat and ugly. Kris is also a baseball boy the ugliest of them all and he has a shrimp
by Haha croquetita the jodiste April 5, 2019
Get the Kris Gomezmug. A dairy farmer donegal native, so clearly the coolest man alive. Can fix your car or fix you a canadian club and dry. A speed demon. Comepetitive, has to come first, always. Self proclaimed Adonis. Will only stand you up once. His mammy says hes nice.
by Shiiivvvvvyyyy October 7, 2019
Get the Kris Vancemug. striking young geezer, who has a particular talent for hitting pucks with sticks (wonder what else he does with them;)
has a gf called jamie,
thinks hes a big man cos hes 6'4
dont tell the border force hes living here
came here on a lorry
solid builder
has a gf called jamie,
thinks hes a big man cos hes 6'4
dont tell the border force hes living here
came here on a lorry
solid builder
"that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis lad is a proper geezer seen him playing hockey with big man fish eyes ewan"
"solid geezer that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis"
"need a new shed built might get that kris nekroidekhowtospellthis to help out"
"solid geezer that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis"
"need a new shed built might get that kris nekroidekhowtospellthis to help out"
by BigManHarrigan October 12, 2020
Get the Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthismug. when you say something sexy
by punciskris January 6, 2022
Get the kris momentmug. Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020
Get the Kris Kringledmug. A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.
by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019
Get the Kris Carrollmug. Equivalent of being a Karen. The kind of person whose old, in their 60s, american and would argue with you because nobody in real life will pay them any mind so they think the virtual world as their outlet to cry over nothing aka ღ Kris ღ (kristhana).
- out of the blue -
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): you rat, i hope you die!
me: what? o.o
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): i hate your guts!!
me: what in the world??
Please don't be a ღ Kris ღ (kristhana) aka being a kris!!
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): you rat, i hope you die!
me: what? o.o
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): i hate your guts!!
me: what in the world??
Please don't be a ღ Kris ღ (kristhana) aka being a kris!!
by Sellybou May 10, 2022
Get the Being a Krismug.