Person A: Hey man, what did you do today?
Person B: Well, I woke up, forgot to feed my dog, found out I'm back on my credit card bills, failed two tests at school and then I got pulled over for having weed. But I got laid by two chicks!
Person A: Wow, how you feeling?
Person B: Duh! Winning!
Person B: Well, I woke up, forgot to feed my dog, found out I'm back on my credit card bills, failed two tests at school and then I got pulled over for having weed. But I got laid by two chicks!
Person A: Wow, how you feeling?
Person B: Duh! Winning!
by Winning2.5 March 26, 2011

Man, Tati and Jacqi win so hard, they can never win any competitions, because their existence alone wins so much it steals anybody else's chance of winning. Therefore, there's no win left standing to let them win the competition, yet they win through existence. Which, thus creating... SUCH a win.
by Jackattack567811113 March 1, 2011

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war; while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." ~ Sun Tzu
Hym "You aggregated behind our back to play a game that only I can win."
Iam "I don't understand why this has to be so difficult..."
Iam "I don't understand why this has to be so difficult..."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022

by SheenDreamin March 22, 2011

by RandyRickards July 22, 2012

An intrinsically motivated lifestyle in which there is no competition to "win" in the traditional sense since there is no "losing" to compare to. Winning is a way of life based on a determined dedication to doing only things that make you Win.
I'm quitting my job and partying all day.
-How will you pay for your house and car?
By Winning, that's how.
-How will you pay for your house and car?
By Winning, that's how.
by tyler fucking durden April 1, 2011
