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man control

A fictional version of Birth Control a man can take to make his sperm inactive for the day.
Joe-Dude I gotta go to the store for some condoms
James-why don't you just pop some MAN CONTROL?
by 2savge4u October 12, 2017
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Tangerine Man

A Nickname given to Donald Trump by his haters
that Tangerine man can get lost with his Tariffs
by 1Shot Duke February 12, 2025
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the fall of man

The time where civilization falls, natural disasters happen everywhere, wars happen, buildings crumble, humans die, animals die, trees fall down, incidents repeat, and the world will crumble, with 0 surviving
1: Tomorrow is gonna be such a good day!
2: No it will not, the fall of man will happen, every bad thing you can think of will happen, wars, deaths, fires, earthquakes, etc... Buildings will crumble, civilization will fall t̵̢̨̡̛͔͖̼̙̪̞̗̜̮͆̑̀̽̐͐̽̓́̓̚͜͝͠͠h̶̛͔̄̎̊̀͑͆͑̂͋͗̒͋e̴̝͐̋̽͑̕r̶̨̛͔̳͇̖̦̥͓͍̠͌͐̀̂́̓͋͂͂̓̃̍̐͝ͅe̴̢̢̡̻͇̠͔͔̹̪͓͊̍ ̵͖̫̬̯͙̠̠̓͛̋̍̍̅̂͋̕͝͠ͅw̶̧̨̢͇̲͖̭̯̞̜̖̩̄̓͋̀͊́͜͝i̶̭̝̯̦̲̞͔̳̠̹͈̎̿̍̓̑̌̎̃̂̕͝l̴̥̺̭͈̟̰̻̰̞̪̓̍͋͗̑͛̍͒̐́̐́͐̚͝l̶̟̱͚̗̰̖̽̕͜ ̴̡̡̝̝̫̦͚̟͎͎̹̝̟͎̈͒͒̎̉̄̄͂͛̕̕͘͘͝ͅn̴̡̯͕͓̟̰̒̑́o̵̬̤̦͉͓̟͉̤̟͊̌̒̅̀̓̏͘t̶̢̼̮̭̞̜̺̜̤͒̈̍̒̿̓ ̴̨̛̦͖̹̱͓̟̯̤͇͍͓̭̻̏̍͐́̕b ̛̣̞̻̝͚̀͌̀̚ë̴̡̦̞͉͚̫͕͔̘͔̹͔̯̩́̏͑̾̒̋̈́̆̇̒͌̚͠ͅ ̡̛̛̮͓̙̗̭̺̘͎̣á̶̱͉͎͙̝̣̮̔̽̈́̊̔̎͂̋̉͜n ̖̦̙͍̫̟̳̺͓̻̩̠͌̃̂̀͌̅̍̆̍̐͝͝ ̴͍̲͚̱̇͗͆̀̀͌̄̄̈́͂e ̳̪͎̥̤͇͉͕̉̎͒̿͒͒̓̽̾̒̑͘͘͝ͅs̴͍̩̆̈́̾̊̂̑͑͒̋̈́͐c̴̡̢͕̫̝͉͇̩͎̰̥͕͎͉̊̐͋̀̏͆̎̚͜͠a̶̳̠̹̜̟͆̎̓͌p̴̡̗͎̪͕̖̹̼̟͔̿̈́͋̓̽̐̌̈́͆̀̕̚͝ͅe̵̢̞͎͇̼̟̖̱̯̥͎͈̤͌̐͆͋̈́̏̐͊͛̔̎̽͠
by boblox guy April 5, 2022
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Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.
are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.
by riolofit February 21, 2013
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The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave

Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he

works with young people.She kept showing

up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could

hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after

they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately

his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA
by Janet21 March 5, 2023
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Snchitzel Man

"Don't use spoons use your hands" - The Snchitzel Man
by Snchitzel God May 8, 2018
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