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Respect my drip bitch. I’ll run your fade

Respect my drip bitch = “Pay attention to what I’m saying”

I’ll run your fade = “ I have no clue what I’m saying”
Brandon: Respect my drip bitch. I’ll run your fade.
Harold: You’re so white.
by whoisHB April 12, 2021
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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!
by A pseudonym March 13, 2005
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I'm going to take my ball and go home!

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.
Suzie: "Jordy sounds like a little bitch who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!
by Derek Elston's beard... February 26, 2011
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I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary
I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants
by Hybaj May 7, 2011
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I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted
Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss
by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022
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