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Da-MAN

Damon.
(Da-MAN) Noun.

Damon is the ultimate cool dude, the superhero of swagger and all things awesome! He's referred to as DaMAN because he's just THAT smooth and confident. He's the dad of super dads, always putting his family first and rocking that cape of love and care.

Damon is like a human ice cube, thriving in chilly weather and always down for a snowball fight or a snuggle by the fireplace. His humor is so lit that he could probably roast a marshmallow with his jokes, making everyone feel as cozy as a marshmallow in hot cocoa.

As a bud, Damon's loyalty runs deeper than a forever stamp, always having your back no matter what. Need a hand? Damon's got you covered like a blanket in a blizzard. And he's not just a tech nerd, he's like the Einstein of gadgets, always the first to know what's hot in the tech world.

But wait, there's more! Damon is a speed demon, a thrill-seeking motorcycle maniac who loves the rush of wind in his face. He's a swiss army knife of awesomeness, juggling being a loyal friend, a loving dad, a tech guru, and a wild child all in one super cool package. Damon - DA-MAN, the myth, the legend!
"Have you crossed paths with Da-MAN yet? He's the dude who can make you snort with laughter and is always ready to lend a hand - seriously, he's like a walking, talking guidebook on how to be a DaMAGICAL man!"
by Deborah from HR May 21, 2024
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Water-man

A crazy degenerate looking, gimp mask wearing man in a silver tightsuit who was in the sidemen hole in the wall video along with six other beautiful men. So, another KSI character.
"hunghhhhhhh i want to see simon wet hngghnghh"
~Water-man
by thebhenchod July 13, 2022
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kram man band

if you found this your desprite get a girl/ boy friend
by return to monke March 3, 2022
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What the man

What the man, is like what the fuck or hell, but instead we change it to man
Sara : oh shit i spilled your tea!
Me : dude, what the man?!?
by Laralaraonthewall November 23, 2021
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Spider-Man Delusions

Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.
“My friend is so obsessed with Spider-Man! I think he has Spider-Man Delusions”
by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023
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small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Man-me-downs

Items that your girlfriend has that have been used or, previously owned by her x-man/boyfriend/husband.
Your girlfriend digs in a box and says I have a tee-shirt you can use, you then say I don't want your man-me-downs!
by Swiggs November 27, 2011
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