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I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025
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What did I miss?

When you enter an active group chat after so long and realize you missed a couple of cannon events
*Name has entered the gc*
-Random arguing then the topic changes to the latest drama-
"Sooo what did I miss?"
by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess April 3, 2025
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Posts I have not done recently.
As I have been struck with negativity.
Sense things don’t make…
I miss the days sense they made…
Here, there…
It appears you disappeared….
But then you I see….
Everything in me starts jumping….
So happily….
I love this feeling ❤️
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