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Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard
Jonathan Palmer was diagnosed with little man syndrome after getting angry when Jeff asked the waitress for a high chair for him at roosters. He did in fact measure 4' 11" so he did qualify for the 12 and under discount.
by Hshdj78 September 30, 2022
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Man-machine

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.
James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.
by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023
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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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Shader-Man

Shader-man is the type of person that wears shaders all the time. He can also be a very good friend, he is very awesome and he is very cool.
Guy wearing Shades
Random guy: Wow! You look so cool
Guy wearing Shades: Yeah I know! I'm a Shader-man.
by Hamburger Criminal August 24, 2022
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Man Nub

Alec's hair was not long enough for a bun...but he tried anyways. Alec shouldn't have tried. Alec had a man nub.
by SEXretary January 12, 2015
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feels Stenly man

You use this phrase when talking about a loved one's death.
A:''My mother died last week.''
B:''Feels Stenly man.''
by Alarickable January 26, 2017
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Lactating man

A friend that gets mad over offensive jokes or when you do stupid shit. And has the sense of humor of a woman.
"Wow what a Lactating man he sure is bitch."
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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