by quandavius dingle the third May 16, 2023
Get the nah man thats crazymug. 
A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.
Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo
Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
by User2017 March 22, 2017
Get the Meat Man Millermug. Its like a way to say your the "most retarded man alive" but in a shorter way as in "retard man alive"
Bro I was talking to Sarah the other way and the way she was looking at me she probably thought I was retard man alive.
by ciralmanalive April 9, 2024
Get the retard man alivemug. 
by Quardisplay April 6, 2023
Get the manmug. A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"
Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"
Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"
Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"
Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"
Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
by U_Guru April 18, 2025
Get the Man-Eyesmug.