I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'

Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'

by Cpfcjames September 5, 2016

You

ur prob sitting in ur room and searching something some1 texted u bc u didn't understand it

-why do you know
-i can relate

by klinchu December 10, 2019

You feel me or you keel me

A way of saying, someone is either to agree/understand with you, or might as well kill you.

Gurt: Yo
Plait: Yo do u see that fine shyt over there, she bad as hell. You feel me or you keel me?
Gurt: Sybau

by FreeFalestin June 1, 2025

you fuckin re

You would say this when your friend or anybody really does something that only a retard would do.

Re is short for “Retard”

Evan: “Why are you still twerking?”

David: “I don’t know why Brian isn’t talking”
Tyler: “That’s not what he said!”
Brian: “He asked why I wasn’t talking you fuckin re!”

^ Thats short for “retard”

by msiregalP January 4, 2024

me and you should date

factual information

Person a: yo me and you should date

person b: yo that's factual information

by ballseiwhfrhqeifph June 28, 2022

Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

by von groovy August 12, 2024

you doink

Someone who is particularly daft or dumb.

Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5

by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020