I identify as...

Nope, you're too far gone, goodbye

Unstable SJW: I identify as... an omnisexual dragon

Sane person: Yeahhh.... no goodbye

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

S-I-S

SIS is an acronym popularized by the Canadian music artist Peaches in her song "Fuck The Pain Away" and it means "Stay in School".

Person 1: Remember the teachings of Peaches: "S-I-S, IUD, Stay in School 'cause it's the best"
Pesron 2: I love Peaches and, you know what, school is really the best!

by Max the Mad Cat May 26, 2024

...I...Keep...

...I...Keep...

...I...Keep...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

No... I don't

I really don't.

Hym "No... I don't. Really. Whatever you get out of me losing doesn't matter. Not your religion. Not your kids. You pay for the AI and you give me the credit or I'm gonna grab 'em and stab 'em. I do not need to validate your worldview. You need to stop trying to win. I was right. You were wrong. I'm not letting you steal the best possible future from me. What is the 'because' there? You need to stop using your piece of shit kids as an excuse to take shut you don't deserve from other people. You give me my money you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2025

If I say *Rawr* does that make me a tiger?

But he said *rawr* so clearly he's a tiger.

Hym "No. YOU need therapy so you want everyone to need therapy so you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Now, if I was a woman and I was alleging harassment OF ANY KIND... You wouldn't even need evidence. Most over, if I was alleging THIS EXACT THING... You would lose your fucking mind. So no. You're a biggot, Francesca Tortellini. And I don't need a big fat cock to kick your ass though do I? Noooo. No I don't. I'll come down there and change you mind on trans women in combat sports. Manually. So, I know you're wondering: What does this have to do with tigers? Nothing. That's not the point of the question. I know shit-libs like you default to hyper-literalism when people illustrate why the thoughts you think with your retarded little shit brainz aren't actually sound or coherent. So, if I say *rawr* does that make me a tiger? No. There is a disconnect between the things I say and what is the case. So here's what you need to do... Get your ass kicked. You need to bring you ass down here to the frozen tundra and get that ass beat by an incel who hasn't down a pushup in 5 years. That's what you need."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

I hate A letter

HAHAH

he is soo weird. he said boy only liking girl that have "clear face", but look at yourself bitches.

HAHAH

YOUR FACE IS FULL OF ACNE

EWWWW
you want a clear face girl? f i x y o u r f a c e f i r s t! what a racist boy

want a spoil of the second letter? it's L

I hate A letter because he is racist to girls

by blazezo_xcn September 18, 2021