i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

i am not that guy

what you say when you are not that guy

Ned: omgosh your the spooderman from youtube1!!!!!1!!
Peter: i am not that guy

by TastyBreadToast June 1, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

i have a huge bick

you read it wrong lol noob

kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021

I Saw booty Cheeks Through The Cheeks

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I Saw booty Cheeks Through The Cheeks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

help i can't find ideas

Idk why ur looking at this, just go to pinterest or something

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by hiimnothere December 5, 2022

I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM

you know, i will sleep early today

by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023