The skidmark you leave when you're titty fucking a chick and your bare asshole scrapes across her stomach.
Remind me not to titty fuck my girlfriend after taco night- there was war paint all up and down that bitches abdomen.
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Due to the lack of satellite images and other modern technologies, state lines used to be very difficult to distinguish based on maps and geography. The Michigan and Ohio land claims overlapped slightly in a 468 sq. mile area called the Toledo Strip. The two were poised to go to war over this area of land (though the only casualty was a minor wound from a penknife), and it was only the fact that Michigan was not yet a state that kept the dispute from more bloodshed.
An agreement was reached; Michigan would cede the Toledo Strip to Ohio in exchange for statehood and the Upper Peninsula (at the time thought to be a useless bit of woodland). The Upper Peninsula was likely to have been given to Wisconsin, but it was not until 1841 that the rich copper deposits in the U.P. were discovered.
Due to the lack of satellite images and other modern technologies, state lines used to be very difficult to distinguish based on maps and geography. The Michigan and Ohio land claims overlapped slightly in a 468 sq. mile area called the Toledo Strip. The two were poised to go to war over this area of land (though the only casualty was a minor wound from a penknife), and it was only the fact that Michigan was not yet a state that kept the dispute from more bloodshed.
An agreement was reached; Michigan would cede the Toledo Strip to Ohio in exchange for statehood and the Upper Peninsula (at the time thought to be a useless bit of woodland). The Upper Peninsula was likely to have been given to Wisconsin, but it was not until 1841 that the rich copper deposits in the U.P. were discovered.
Historians, while unable to agree on which state won the Toledo War, unanimously agree that it was the state of Wisconsin which lost.
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While G.W. Bush may have been the first War on Terrorer, Obama perfected the idea with drone strikes and body scanners, both of which seem futuristic and cool.
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selena: have you heard justin's new song boyfriend?
demi: ew, who cares? did you hear the jonas brothers are writing new music? finally new stuff from the real jb
selena: the jonas brothers are so last year and justin is the real jb anyway.
miley: guys.. shut up. there's no jb war.
demi: ew, who cares? did you hear the jonas brothers are writing new music? finally new stuff from the real jb
selena: the jonas brothers are so last year and justin is the real jb anyway.
miley: guys.. shut up. there's no jb war.
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"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."
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