Touch bag

Do Coke

Every time I’m in the strip club I go touch bag in the bathroom

by Fratguy7 August 7, 2025

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

touch grass

“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.

“He’s been gaming all day, your friend really needs to touch grass”

by bnakusaki September 8, 2025

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.

“Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of the Midas touch.

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Turdas touch

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.

Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes

(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean

by Corra_bro January 31, 2025