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Turdas Touch

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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Turdas touch

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.
Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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Touch

To make sensual or sexual physical contact, oftentimes without consent; in other words, grope, fondle, or molest.
Jake: I'm going to touch you.
Mary: Not if I touch you first.
Emmanuel: I wanna get touched...
by TheSnekDen September 20, 2025
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I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes
(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean
by Corra_bro January 31, 2025
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touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
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to touch someone germanly

when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex
i.e: your gonna get touched germanly tonight
i.e: im going to touch someone germanly tonight
by anonymous February 18, 2025
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touch of the tizzle

To touch someone with your penis and give them a touch of the tizzle
I gave her the touch of the tizzle treatment
by RIZ EM February 23, 2025
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